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Sausages, seals and paedophiles!!!
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Super Sausages
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Ooohhh my favourite things in the whole world.....Sausages :). Dontcha just love 'em? They're made out of some of the best things in the whole world - pigs' brains and cows' udders...cool huh? MmmmmmI can just taste them now....although let me tell you, you can't actually beat eating these things in their raw form straight from the animals themselves :) There's nothing in this whole wide world thats better than a good old sausage and it doesn't even matter what type of sausage it is or how big or small that sausage may be, it could be a big fat bratwurst or a tiny little chipolata but in the end it's all about what you do with that lovely old sausage....you can keep it for ever, suck it to bits, bite bits off and chew it for a while or if you're female you could, um.... well.....play with it!
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Cute little seals....
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Aghhhh, isnt it cute?....well let me tell you....those things are completely nasty and would kill you if you went near them with a smile on your face....honest. Thats why next time you go down the road and see one of them you should smack it over the head with a really hard object and then take it home for dinner....no, no, no don't eat it, feed it and give it a false sense of security, then kill it by ripping it's cute little head off then use it's fur to cover a notepad and then you have an inexpensive furry organiser like those sold in the shops :) Cool huh?!?!
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Sick, sick people
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If you wanna know what I mean about sick people then just look to the left.....awww a man with his baby you might be thinking.....well, you are completely wrong, this man is a paedophile and a kidnapper - this baby isnt his...it's actually a baby he stole from the baby shop and he's taken it home to 'play' with :(.....see told ya he's sick.....anyway, he comes from the land of the paedophiles where all the nasty, dirty, rotten people who 'like' children come from, and he's here to come and get you...YES YOU because to him you are still an innocent child most probably trapped in the body of a teenager/adult/old git and he wants to play nice little games with you ....but remember, don't tell anyone as it's just your's and his little secret.......
I hope that made you think about all those supposedly 'nice' people you see down the street....not everyone is as innocent as me.
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